DOGEATER
Music: Hall/Oates
Lyrics: Made possible by a grant from the Lolo D. and Catherine T. Soetoro Foundation
He only comes out at night
To find a tasty bite
Nothing is new, I’ve seen his gaze before
Watching and waiting
He’s sitting with you but eyeing some Basset Hounds
So many to taste and see
Chihuahua fricasse
Dear Leader is wild, but he’s tamed by the taste of a puppy’s tail
Served up on a platter
The school lunches are sure gonna get bizarre
Oh here he comes
Watch out Bo he’ll chew you up
Oh here he comes
He’s a dogeater
Oh here he comes
Watch out Bo he’ll chew you up
Oh here he comes
He’s a dogeater
I wonder if Michelle approves
Fried puppy just won’t do
Poached poodle flan, the One will really rip their fur apart
Mind over matter
TelePrompTer glaze but a beast is in his heart
Oh here he comes
Watch out Bo he’ll chew you up
Oh here he comes
He’s a dogeater
Oh here he comes
Watch out Bo he’ll chew you up
Oh here he comes
He’s a dogeater
Great Job Tatler! This is beyond hilarious.
Please God…..make this go viral.
This whole thing about him having eaten dog is just so much fun!
For over three years the media and the professional comedians have refused to make fun of President Obama. And then in one week we get three-years worth of spontaneous, grass-roots ridicule. Will the gatekeepers still maintain that there it is not possible to do comedy about this president?
Brilliant!
And did you hear that, in this dog-eat-dog election, a Dim governor has brought up Romney’s polygamous and white Hispanic roots to attack him? But that is just another meme that cuts both ways:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/obama-and-romney-both-come-from-a-ancestry-of-polygamy/2012/04/12/gIQA3TI8CT_story.html?hpid=z3
The polygamists in Obama and Romney’s family trees
The line of polygamists in Obama’s family can be traced back generations in western Kenya, where it was an accepted practice within the Luo (pronounced LOO-oh) tribe. His great-grandfather, Obama Opiyo, had five wives, including two who were sisters. His grandfather, Hussein Onyango, had at least four wives, one of whom, Akumu, gave birth to the president’s father, Barack Obama, before fleeing her abusive husband. Obama Sr. was already married when he left Kenya to study at the University of Hawaii, where he married again. His American wife-to-be, Stanley Ann Dunham, was not yet 18 and unaware of his marital situation when she became pregnant with his namesake son in 1961.
A wag has coined the neolgism “ate the dog,” a special case of “jumped the shark.”
See http://japanorama.com/prj.html
“Soylent Bo is puppies!”
— Baraka Soetoro
It looks like Obama has also eaten crow.