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Nothing ever happens in Latin America

There is nothing, absolutely nothing to see here. If there were, which of course there isn’t, it would be covered fully and promptly by our ever reliable main stream media. There is nothing of interest or even concern — particularly in Venezuela — because everyone there just speaks Spanish, takes long siestas and eats tacos. True,

Iran’s Revolutionary Guard is allegedly training a large number of Kuwaitis, Bahrainis and Saudis in a private training camp located in Waheera, a remote area near the borders of Venezuela and Columbia, and intends to use them to carry out terrorist activities within their respective countries and other areas across the world in case Iran is attacked militarily, Al-Seyassah daily quoted a reliable source as saying.

Still, not to worry. The article continues,

Reportedly, the training camp is run by some Iranian intelligence officers and others affiliated to the Revolutionary Guard in cooperation with Hezbollah and Hamas. The trainees were given courses in making bombs, carrying out assassinations, kidnapping people and transporting the hostages to other locations. (emphasis in original; how silly)

These obvious lies are just ridiculous allegations and besides, the United States is many, many miles away and even if any of them wanted to get there they couldn’t. They probably don’t even have maps showing where the United States is. And even if they did, our ever alert TSA folk would be on the case. They know how to deal with security problems and do a really great job.

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3 Comments, 3 Threads, 1 Trackbacks

1. Catino

You can add Mexico, Paraguay, Argentina, Brazil, Uruguay to the list. And a pretty suspicious compound in Charlotte Co. Virginia.

I know they are just a bunch of clowns similar to the “freedom fighters” who have been shooting rifles in the Everglades since 1961 while living off the contributions of the US and Cuban patriots. But while the later are harmless those other clowns are potentially very dangerous. Thank God the locals on to them, are brave and well armed. What do the authorities do? Whatever is politically correct.

Until the levee breaks we are going to see many strange things.

May 9, 2011 - 8:04 pm Link to this Comment
2. Simon Believer

Excellent article Dan – and it is an outrage that not a word is said by the U.S. government.

Just for the record – Guajira not Waheera
Arepas not tacos

May 9, 2011 - 8:09 pm Link to this Comment
3. luke weyland

Latin American terrorists orginate from that nation known as “El Norte”.
Some know that country as United States of America.

May 9, 2011 - 8:11 pm Link to this Comment