So as Longtime Sharp VodkaPundit Readers™ are aware, my beat is the absurd.
On Wednesday I found a story that was almost too absurd for me to cover, so I spent most of the afternoon researching it before pounding out a 600-word column of absolute absurdity.
But before I could hit Publish — thank goodness it happened before — the story fell apart.
These things happen in this business, and so you’ve just got to roll with it and hit the Move to Trash button instead of the Publish button.
Bottom line: I ran out of time to write a cute intro for this week’s “Five O’Clock Somewhere,” so I hope this will do.
See you Thursday — can’t wait!
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