Americans Who Can't Agree on Anything Agree Our Media Sucks

Jim Acosta of CNN listens during the daily briefing at the White House in Washington, Wednesday, Aug. 2, 2017. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh)

We Americans are a fractious bunch, so much so that it’s nearly impossible to get as many as half of us to agree on who should be president. Most elections, you can’t get half of us to agree that we should just show up and vote. We demand a bare minimum of 31 flavors from our ice cream shops, and the endlessly proliferating frozen yogurt places are evidence that we can’t even agree to have ice cream. If 57 channels seemed like a lot when Bruce Springsteen was singing about them almost 30 years ago, that number seems quaint given what you can find to watch tonight just on Netflix. If you want to start a serious argument with your fellow Americans, you can do so on Twitter by saying nothing more offensive than “I like pie.”


Just to hammer my point home a little harder, Jeep offers 11 different trim levels — Laredo, Upland, Altitude, Limited, Limited X, Trailhawk, Overland, High Altitude, Summit, SRT, and Trackhawk — for the Grand Cherokee alone, each with seemingly unlimited options. What do all those trim names mean? I don’t know, but surely there’s something for almost anyone. And I wouldn’t be at all surprised if the Upland buyers and the Overland buyers got into fistfights over which trim was truly superior. Start chanting “Up not Over! Up not Over!” and maybe get a riot going.

(Yes, I’ve been car-shopping. How could you tell?)

Next time you’re at the grocery store, try counting the number of deodorants there are to choose from (sorry, Bernie!), and see which happens first: You add up the total, or you grow a ZZ Top beard. Now go down the aisle a little ways and try totaling up your shaving options. Hurry it up, please — I haven’t got all day.

Let’s not even get started on the number of faiths and denominations Americans have to choose from, because I’m trying to keep this column light and friendly.


All this choice, all these options — they’re a good thing, especially for 320 million people who can’t agree on much of anything.

And yet according to new research, there is one issue upon which virtually every American can and does agree: Our news media sucks.

The Wrap reports today on a new poll from Bospar, revealing that an incredible 95 percent of Americans are “troubled by the current state of media.” Americans being Americans, we can’t quite agree on which sucky part of our sucky mainstream media sucks the most. Fifty-three percent say the problem is “reports on fake news,” and we could probably disagree on what that means. Does it mean that fake news reports are the worst, or that reports on fake news are fake? Maybe we should just agree to disagree, if that. Another 49 percent think that “reporting gossip” is the big no-no, yet 48 percent cited “lying spokespeople.” I assume “spokespeople” refers to the PR flacks who go on the news shows, rather than the news reporters themselves. And if you disagree, you’re the Worst. Person. Ever.

If all that wasn’t a bad enough commentary on the sucky state of our sucktastic infotainment industry, two-thirds of those polled agreed that “ethics in journalism” (I needed that laugh) will actually get somehow worse during next year’s presidential election. You can’t get two-thirds of Americans to agree on the best place to store ketchup.


ASIDE: Only Communists and animal abusers keep it in the fridge.

Maybe our widespread distrust stems from MSM garbage takes like this one from earlier this morning:

As I asked on Instapundit, “Was no one flying the planes? Were they motivated by anything in particular?” Oh, and by the way, the NYT managed to leave out not only the Islamist hijackers, but about 1,000 dead victims, too.

Or maybe we don’t trust the MSM because they’ve become completely unabashed in their biases:

I mean, if I leaned left, I’d still want a media that at least strived for objectivity, if only to keep me from being a mal-informed ignoramus. And it seems that actually is the case, since the 95 percent that agrees that our sucky media does indeed suck, must include the vast, vast majority of American lefties.

So maybe we can all agree on just one more thing: To turn off the TV, close the social media app, and put down the paper, until we finally get the news media we deserve. Well, maybe not the one we deserve, but certainly one which we could hopefully someday 95 percent-agree doesn’t suck so much.

Unless you believe our media blows, rather than sucks. In which case, you sir or madam, are Literally Hitler™.



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