A Maryland cop has been charged with biting another man’s testicle during a fight over a woman:
Michael Flaig, 30, was charged with assault after the fight Tuesday night in the alley behind Looney’s Pub in Baltimore’s South Linwood neighborhood.
According to the charging documents, Flaig had been fondling a woman when her friend and roommate, the alleged assault victim, intervened.
The alleged assault victim left on foot not long after but heard footsteps behind him. When he turned, he saw a fist coming at his face, according to court papers.
But the victim managed to dodge the punch, bring Flaig to the ground, and then straddle him, the court papers read.
Naturally, you can imagine what happened next.
But you still know you’re not supposed to do that, right?