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Just say no.

On the off chance you thought teenage boys couldn’t possibly get any dumber, I found this item for you from Missouri:

A group of teens robbing a home thought they scored when the stole what they thought was a box of cocaine.

The trio stole jewelry, cash, electronics and prescription drugs from a Missouri home, along with the ‘cocaine.’

It wasn’t until one of the teenagers tasted the white powder that they realized the wooden box didn’t contain drugs, but the cremated remains of the homeowner’s father.

You know you’re not supposed to do that, right?