Biden, Can You Spare a Dime?

The jokes, there are too many to choose from. So let’s just cut to the meat:

During a midday lunch run Thursday to buy sandwiches, the gaffe-prone vice president came up short for the bill and had to borrow the difference from a staffer.

Biden had stopped by the new Washington, D.C., location of Capriotti’s, a Delaware-based deli and a vice-presidential favorite, to order a pile of food for himself and President Obama.

The problem with socialism is, eventually you run out of other people’s pastrami.