An Open Letter

Dear Former House Speaker and Now Just Regular Old House Member Nancy Pelosi,

Do you really want to make Newt Gingrich a victim? Do you really want to make him an empathetic figure?

You’re one of about three people the public likes less than Newt. So if you want to see him heckling your lipo’ed ass from the Oval Office, you just go on and break House confidentially rules.

It’s a tribute to the corruption and venality of the GOP House a in the last decade that you were ever speaker at all, much less for a mere two terms.