A little something I came up with a while back, I call the French Inhale.
1.5 jiggers Hendrick's gin
.75 jiggers Grey Goose vodka
A jar of cornichons (tiny French gherkins)
Lots of ice
Do a little swirl & toss action with some of the cornichon juice, just like you might with the gin in a very dry martini.
Next, put your booze in the shaker with plenty of ice, and shake it like you want to hurt it.
Pour into martini glass, garnish with a single cornichon, then enjoy while listening to our pseudo-French president give a longwinded speech.