So here’s what the modern President requires for a state visit to India:
All 800 rooms of five star hotel.
His very own chefs.
A land fleet of over 40 cars.
A real fleet of 34 US Navy warships.
A $3,000 bottle of Scotch.
The removal of all the coconuts.
All for the low, low price of just $200,000,000. Per day.
Honestly, all President Obama needs at this point is a giant hat, a big red sash, and epaulets like loaves of Wonder Bread to complete the comic-opera dictator effect.