So the boy hands me the magic wand he got in his stocking last month, wanting me to turn him into different animals and dinosaurs. I obliged, and in turn he stomped and squirmed and crawled through the kitchen as a penguin and a lion and a t-rex and an elephant and a snake. Then for grins I said, “Abracadabra, you’re… Mommy!”
And he stood upright and demanded, “I want wine!”
Not sure Melissa and I have ever laughed quite so hard.