Get With the Program

From the desk of Al Gore:

No, really — you can’t make this stuff up. Because apparently when primitive societies ruled by authoritarian patriarchies or whatever chop down all their trees and go bye-bye, it’s just the same as when declining sunspot activity changes the weather.

I mean, it’s all the same in that we need to turn power over to an (Algore-approved) authoritarian patriarchy to appease the Sun Gods.