True Story

Everybody - me, the candidates, the candidates' spokesmodels, the candidates' spokesmodels' spokespersons, and even the candidates' spokesmodels' spokespersons' flaks - bemoan the fact that each candidate will only get nine or ten minutes "exposure" tonight.

Shoot, I was almost got arrested for just a couple minutes worth of exposure one time. These guys should be happy just to walk free tonight.