Yet Another Reason I'll Never Be a Conservative

Guys who reason like this:

Senate Commerce Committee Chairman Ted Stevens said on Tuesday he would push for applying broadcast decency standards to cable television and subscription satellite TV and radio.

“Cable is a much greater violator in the indecency area,” the Alaska Republican told the National Association of Broadcasters, which represents most local television and radio affiliates. “I think we have the same power to deal with cable as over-the-air” broadcasters.

“There has to be some standard of decency,” he said. But he also cautioned that “No one wants censorship.”

Translation: “Do what we want before we find a reason and way to censor you.”

Keep the Democrats out of my wallet and the Republicans out of my entertainment. Please.