VodkaPundit

We Have a Winner

Bitchin' Helmet

3rd Place: Fersboo, with “Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!”

2nd Place: Mike M., for “Like my bike? It retails for more than your car. Have a nice day, plebian!”

And the winner is. . .


. . .the Mailman’s “Pedal, Forrest, PEDAL!”

A special mention goes to Will Collier for the utterly obscure, “Sometimes Malvert pee red.” Feel free to Google that one.