Phil Bowermaster wants F/X to draft me as a presidential candidate for their planned American Candidate show.
I hope that everyone reading this message will join me in a “draft Stephen” movement. If nominated, I think he will run. If elected, he will definitely serve.
If nominated, I will have a drink. If elected, I will drink heavily.
Phil, I’m flattered, really. But let’s face it — I’m cranky, prickly, not easy to like, hate TV cameras, and think most people’s babies (not yours, of course. Or yours) are too ugly to kiss.
UPDATE: To those who asked, I’ll turn 35 in April, 2004. And now I really need a drink.