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From the New York Times:

Half of all mothers of sexually active teenagers mistakenly believe that their children are still virgins, according to a report released here today by a team of researchers at the University of Minnesota Adolescent Health Center.

In a related story, researchers in California revealed the results of a multi-year, multimillion dollar study, in which they discovered that some teens find their parent’s music and clothes to be “embarrassing.”