You Only Think He's Kidding

Hands-free porn, from Wired:

She covers her monitor with Post-it Notes to hide the X-rated action on the screen, but a Southern California computer programmer can’t plug her ears.

Such are the hazards of helping to develop a voice-recognition software that one adult-video production company hopes will revolutionize interactive porn.

If it works, the software will allow DVD viewers to control exactly how Debbie does Dallas without ever touching a mouse.

The scary part? The porn industry might just do more to advance voice recognition more than IBM and NaturallySpeaking combined. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.