Rumor Mill

A little birdy tells me that a certain Top Shelf blogger will soon have a startling new look.

I’ve seen the preview, and it is good.

I do know more, but I’m not at liberty to say. Look for a big announcement soon.

NOTE: The Rumor Mill would also like to add that his reliable Hollywood connection tell him that John Travolta is, indeed, quite seriously gay — and that his wife, Kelly Preston is a “raging heterosexual.” Sometimes I really regret having left California. Please, Kelly, just once?

Look for more news soon on the Mystery Blogger and the hot, hip new design.