Rappin' Granny Started the Slippery

Rappin’ Granny Started the Slippery Slope
Courtesy Drudge: “Elderly Woman in Wheelchair Smuggled Ecstacy.”

Next thing you know, our old people will be mainlining Geratol and doing drive-bys from the Silver Key volunteer transport van. And she had almost 10,000 doses! Damn, all I ever got from my grannies was fresh fruit and hard candies.