Fight the Fascists at Home,

Fight the Fascists at Home, Too
Just when you thought AG John Ashcroft couldn’t get more annoying or useless, he’s ordered “nude” statues at the Justice Department covered. For months, I’ve said the only reason worth watching an Ashcroft press conference is the off chance of catching sight of a lone aluminum breast. And literally, that’s all there is to see. But Pompous John of the Bible Belt is tired of being associated with a really well-formed, presumably very firm breast.

So he ordered drapes for it.

Do I have to remind him, too, that there’s a damned war on?

UPDATE: Shall we start a pool over how long it will take before my first Google hit using the keywords, “Ashcroft,” “firm,” and “breast?”