These photos released by ISIS in Mosul show what they call “physical preparation” — special martial arts training for jihadists.
Everybody, including ginger-bearded ISIS Ninja, was kung-fu fighting…
Don’t forget your push-ups…
Check your shoelaces. Ninja jihadists can’t trip on laces.
Uh-oh, ISIS Ninja has company…
Boom!
ISIS Ninja seems to be getting spoiled by a faux adversary who never pulls the trigger.
Ladies and gentlemen, there’s your introduction to the ISIS ninja force.
