The PJ Tatler

ISIS Reveals Its Ninja Training Camp

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These photos released by ISIS in Mosul show what they call “physical preparation” — special martial arts training for jihadists.

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Everybody, including ginger-bearded ISIS Ninja, was kung-fu fighting…

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Don’t forget your push-ups…

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Check your shoelaces. Ninja jihadists can’t trip on laces.

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Uh-oh, ISIS Ninja has company…

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Boom!

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ISIS Ninja seems to be getting spoiled by a faux adversary who never pulls the trigger.

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Ladies and gentlemen, there’s your introduction to the ISIS ninja force.