The PJ Tatler

Buzz Ballad: The Aging Hillaryous

The Aging Hillaryous
—apologies to Jerome Ragni and Galt McDermot, and “The Age of Aquarius”

Obama soon leaves the White House
And as the nation licks its scars
We’ll act upon what we’ve been planning:
And then, the White House will be ours!

This is the fawning on the aging Hillaryous
The aging Hillaryous
Hillaryous
Hillaryous
Campaigning for high position
Good sense of voters confounding
Serpentining her position
Not a smidgen of contrition
Says she merits elevation
Because—women’s liberation!
Hillaryous
Hillaryous…