The PJ Tatler

Canadian State Broadcaster Disappointed By 'Distressingly Low' Campus Rape Numbers

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Canadian liberals have always been jealous of their American comrades for getting all the “cool” history, like the civil rights movement and Watergate.

But at least those two things really happened (if not always quite the way they’ve been reported).

In a new low, left-wing Canucks are now whining that our campus rape stats aren’t as high as America’s (aren’t, actually.)

Sex assault reporting on Canadian campuses worryingly low, say experts

Has the CBC hired that disgraced Rolling Stone rape beat reporter or something?

Ha! Show’s what you know. At a cost to taxpayers of over $1 billion a year, the CBC is perfectly capable of screwing up their own narrative all by themselves, thanks.

As they permit one of the libeled universities in this “study” to point out:

The CBC has chosen to ignore the flaws inherent in its research in an effort to present comparative data with no relevance to many of the universities in its survey sample. Presenting comparative data on a per 10,000 student basis has no relevance for a university campus with only 3,500 full time students unless it is a deliberate effort by reporters to sensationalize an otherwise extraordinarily important and complex issue.

Even commie pinko Ryerson “University,” which has never seen a “progressive” fad it didn’t like, suddenly doesn’t believe in a “campus rape epidemic” anymore. At least, not at their campus!

At Ryerson University, which is situated in downtown Toronto, 57 assaults were reported to the university between 2009 and 2013. In 2013, Ryerson had a full-time student population of almost 24,000.

“Regarding the data, unfortunately, there is little consistency in how Canadian post-secondary institutions collect and report sexual assault data,” the university told CBC News in a statement. “[At Ryerson] we also collect data that includes non-community members reporting incidents that have happened within our precinct, which extends over a large area of downtown Toronto.”

A likely story, Ry-High. What were you wearing?

Now hurry up and get yourselves raped, young ladies.

Don’t let math be the only thing hard around here!

We need to get those stats up, stat!