The PJ Tatler

Clown who looks like Obama gets banned for life after public outcry over insulting antics — EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS

Yesterday a clown who dressed up to look like President Obama was was banned for life from performing for the American public after engaging in shocking antics that outraged many viewers.

The Tatler has obtained these exclusive photos of the clown’s career-ending performance:

During his insensitive performance, the clown frequently contorted his body into ridiculous poses in order to make the president look like a buffoon.

At one point the clown squatted grotesquely in front of the stunned audience, as if preparing to make a bowel movement.

The clown then bared his fangs and snarled, scaring many small children in the audience.
The clown concluded his performance with an extended skit in which, dressed realistically as Obama, he took four strokes to finally sink his putt on a simulated golf hole, despite starting the skit only a few yards from the pin, implying that the President was a bad golfer, even though he has spent the majority of his presidency on the course.

Fortunately, Americans will no longer be subjected to the clown’s antics, since the lifetime ban — imposed by the Court of Public Opinion — will prevent the clown from performing his duties after today.