The PJ Tatler

White House Email: Now You Can Watch All Those Concerts You Paid For But Weren't Invited To See Live!

Uh, thanks?

“You paid for all this through the taxes we confiscate from you. Have some web videos, which you also paid for, as our way of saying ‘Thanks!'”

The same email gives us the president’s schedule for the day.

Do we even need a president? It’s not like we have one on the job now.