The Morning Briefing: A Merry Christmas to All!

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Merry Christmas, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. The Sine Qua Non Sequitur is taking some holiday time off.

We're going to mix things up a little for the next week or so. Last year, I reposted some classic editions of the Briefing for Christmas and New Year's Day, as well as each of the days that followed. We'll do something a little different for those days this year. I'll post fresh content, just in quickie holiday form. The briefest of Briefings, if you will.

Let's be honest, even my outsized ego doesn't think people are clamoring to find out what I've got on my mind on Christmas morning. Heck, atheists are day drinking today.

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I sincerely hope that everyone is having a fantastic day. Here's how things started for me last night:

My neighbor: "I know you don't like sweets that much, but can I bring you some brisket later?" Merry Christmas, indeed.
— SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 24, 2023

Let us all enjoy recharging our batteries before the 2024 madness starts camping in our yards.

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Everything Isn't Awful

Merry Christmas! ❤️ pic.twitter.com/18YFDsxVC6
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) December 24, 2023

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Bee Me

Heartless Monster Doesn't Shed Single Tear While Whole Congregation Belts Out 'O Holy Night' https://t.co/GYPKVr3GOG pic.twitter.com/5GOumtB05Y
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 23, 2023