Prepping for tonight's drunkblog by listening to Obama's recent pronouncements, assuming they were in the form of Stevie Ray Vaughn songs.
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
I fully expect this to hurt. Me, I mean. ISIS can just hunker down. #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
I'm using http://t.co/T2ASAxQSwD for my feed, which I'm hoping for the sake of my paycheck works better than http://t.co/yZK8mroX9P. #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
The jayvee poses a "grave threat," yo. #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
We'll be working with our "friend and allies," which are, it can be safely assumed, still plentiful in the Middle East. #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY DRONES! Boots on the ground are SO 20th Century. #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
The "greatest threat comes from North Africa and the Middle East." In middle school we'd say, No shit, Sherlock? #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
"ISIL is a terrorist organization… with no vision." Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck he still doesn't get it. #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
"ISIL poses a threat to Iraq and Syria…" and MAYBE to the US, eventually, someday. So we have that going for us, which is nice. #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
"I ordered the military to take targeted action…" #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
I'm all for the airstrikes. Those are awesome. But he's still insisting LOCAL M.E. POLITICS is the solution. Evidence? #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
"We will degrade and ultimately destroy ISIL." Just as soon as Iraq is fully democratic and inclusive. #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
BIG ITEM: He will take action in Syria. Do you trust Obama to pick the right allies and/or targets? #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
I'm so old, I remember when we sent entire combat brigades at a time to deal with SOBs like ISIL. #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
"We cannot rely on the Assad regime." Unless you want him to give up his chemical weapons, when Assad is totally reliable. #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
We're going to mobilize the international community! We're saved! Because community! #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
His strategy has four parts. And partners. And Iraqis. And sharing. And John Kerry. So that's perfectly clear. #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
OMG, he really said "mobilizing communities" in a war is "America at its best." Poor Mesopotamia. #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
"It will not involve American combat troops fighting on foreign soil." Like when the Eight Air Force liberated France. #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
"My fellow Americans, we live in a time of great change." Best. Speaker. EVAH. #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
You'd know if I'd created a keyboard shortcut for "pedantic" because that's the only word you'd read right now. #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
He's talking jobs? Poor Mesopotamia, poor America. Poor, poor, poor. #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
This all ties in with Ukraine and doctors and ebola and… there is not enough booze for this speech. Unless Obama drank it. #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
It's a fight for opportunity! And for tolerance! Because our blessings are a responsibility to lead for freedom and buzzwords! #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
"Pilots bravely fly." BEST SPEAKER EVER STILL!!! #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
This is like the last couple seasons of Friends where you watch out of habit, but mostly you wonder about Chandler's fake tan. #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
All it lacked was "Peace out." #dblive
I'm going to post all these in chronological order over at http://t.co/jYY5DpS8zI. For the children™
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
Remember when he gave that godawful No Strategy presser a couple weeks ago and you thought it couldn't get worse? It got worse. #dblive
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 11, 2014
Peace out.
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