Nov 18, 2022 – Greetings, West Coast, Messed Coast™ readers. It’s been quite a week. … Twitter’s West Coast, Messed Coast™ offices are closed until Monday “after ‘hundreds’ of Twitter employees took up the new CEO’s offer … I can see why these West Coast, Messed Coast™ employees would worry about losing their jobs.…

Dec 2, 2022 – We bring you great tidings in this pre-Christmas West Coast, Messed Coast™ report! … ‘You Don’t Need a Gun’ Part 2 West Coast, Messed Coasters™ fortunate enough to live in San Francisco, you won’t need a gun anymore … Until next time, West Coast, Messed Coast™ readers keep your head on a swivel.…

May 5, 2023 – Everywhere you look on the West Coast, Messed Coast™, Democrat Party genius is on full display. … West Coast, Messed Coast™ and I subscribed to a West Coast, Messed Coast™ symphony and enjoyed many happy hours of some of the finest … Until the next West Coast, Messed Coast™ keep those tips coming in to [email protected].…

May 12, 2023 – Welcome to the West Coast, Messed Coast™ report this week on stories of corruption in the Democrat-run city-states of Oregon, Washington … The Weed As mentioned in last week’s West Coast, Messed Coast™ report, Oregon Secretary of State Shemia Fagan resigned her job as … In the tradition of the West Coast, Messed Coast™ one-party cartel, we find that among the people who conceived of the measure is an…

Jun 2, 2023 – Happy Friday to our West Coast, Messed Coast™ readers. … Homeless Part ∞ As we explained in last week’s West Coast, Messed Coast™ update, Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler’s announcement to clean … Until next week, West Coast, Messed Coast™ readers, pray for sanity.…

Mar 18, 2022 – It’s hard to overstate just how senseless West Coast, Messed Coast™ leaders are. … You might be thinking, “Surely you jest, West Coast, Messed Coast™.” Please be assured we do not. … Related: West Coast, Messed Coast™ – To the Left, to the Left.…

Feb 16, 2024 – Good day, West Coast, Messed Coast™ chaos tourists and voyeurs. And what a chaotic week it has been. … Another "atmospheric river" will hit the West Coast, Messed Coast™.  Lots to talk about. It's go time! …

Sep 30, 2022 – Welcome to the West Coast, Messed Coast™ update, and this week we lead off with a pastoral letter to the big shot governor of California … Related: West Coast, Messed Coast™ Portland Gets a Taste of Designer Vengeance The Librarian Will See You Now At long last, Seattle … And there’s your West Coast, Messed Coast™ report. Until next time, stock up on Narcan and those “inflation” checks.…

Nov 4, 2022 – Welcome to the West Coast, Messed Coast™ report, where we begin with how Elon Musk told at least half the ones and zeros working at … Related: West Coast, Messed Coast™ Update: Ban Assault Hammers West Coast Red Wave Land We’ll see Tuesday if the public opinion polls … Coast™ update.…

Oct 29, 2022 – Greetings to the West Coast, Messed Coast™ report following Twitter Freedom Day. … He loves the West Coast, Messed Coast™. And he’s sick of what Democrats have done to the home he loves. … Until our next West Coast, Messed Coast™ update.…

Apr 8, 2023 – Welcome West Coast, Messed Coast™ readers to where your humble correspondent stands ready to help you discern whether that lady over … Related: West Coast, Messed Coast™: Trump Indictment Has Democrats Channeling Their Inner Commie — With One Shocking Exception Behavioral … Coast, Messed Coast™ report this week.…

Nov 25, 2022 – The major cities along West Coast, Messed Coast™ are where polite society goes to die. Good day after Thanksgiving to you. … Win, win, West Coast, Messed Coast™ readers! But hang on! I told you Schmidt’s been busy this week not prosecuting people. … Finally, keep your head up, West Coast, Messed Coast™ readers.…

Dec 9, 2022 – It’s story time this week in the West Coast, Messed Coast™ report. Let’s grab that thin book over there and gather ’round. … Till next time, keep your head up so you know if it’s really raining or they’re just peeing on your leg, West Coast, Messed Coast™…

Jun 9, 2023 – Messed Coast™ report, where another man this week won a women’s beauty pageant to set an example for the children. … Related: West Coast, Messed Coast™—Devil’s Workshop Edition Crook County, which is just east of the Oregon playground of Bend, could … Coast, Messed Coast™ report.…

Mar 29, 2024 – It's been another raucous week on the West Coast, Messed Coast™ where those best laid plans by our betters are turning out as predicted … Let the healing, and your trip on the West Coast, Messed Coast™, begin.Milking the milkersSeveral stories about this small Newberg …      Related: West Coast, Messed Coast™ — Woke Seattle Suspends Law of Supply and Demand, Ruins an IndustryThe good…

Jan 19, 2024 – I bring you greetings, West Coast, Messed Coast™ readers, and here's a warning from Reddit: If you dareth speak on anything having … West Coast, Messed Coasters™ know more than most what it means to deal with insufferable elites. … Related: West Coast, Messed Coast™ — Hunter Biden Sex, Drugs, Tax Evasion Edition Until next time, take your crampons. …

Aug 4, 2023 – It’s another beautiful week along the West Coast, Messed Coast™, where the heat and unusually high humidity have sent hordes of people … The good news on the West Coast, Messed Coast™, however, is that despite fake news about overpopulation, good souls are selflessly … Stations are not required to offer self-service, but this being West Coast, Messed Coast™, there is a mandate involved.…

Sep 15, 2023 – Welcome to the West Coast, Messed Coast™ report, where today we discover that open-air drug markets on the streets of Seattle, San … Besides our new feature, “This Week in Racism,” which I just made up, this week’s West Coast, Messed Coast™ report includes Gavin Newsom … It’s quite a dilemma on the West Coast, Messed Coast™, so let’s do this thing.…

Oct 14, 2022 – Coast, Messed Coast™. … So, let’s take a look at some key races on the West Coast, Messed Coast™. … Until next time, West Coast, Messed Coasters™.…

Jul 8, 2022 – Welcome to the West Coast, Messed Coast™ report, where normal people are fleeing and those who can’t leave the states are at least … #MarxistAgenda — Matthew Cook (@huskycookie) July 8, 2022 Naturally, West Coast, Messed Coast™ liberals pushed back on this … Until next time, West Coast, Messed Coast™ readers.…

Jul 16, 2022 – Your reliable West Coast, Messed Coast™ correspondent was running recon on behalf of you, dear reader, at a local chain grocery store … Here’s a Big Reason Why Portland’s Antifa Seems to Have a Never-Ending Supply of Rioters But even most West Coast, Messed Coast™ … In last week’s edition of the West Coast, Messed Coast™ report, we told you about the drop in school enrollment in woke Seattle.…

Apr 21, 2023 – Greetings West Coast, Messed Coast™ readers, today is our special Grand Opening, Grand Closing! … Coast, Messed Coast™ boycott. … Grand closing II Washington State used to be the bright star of the upper West Coast, Messed Coast™.…

Jan 19, 2023 – Welcome to the West Coast, Messed Coast™ report, where the convoluted tale of disgraced former mayor Sam Adams has a new, weird chapter … The Adult in the Room (@VictoriaTaft) January 19, 2023 Oops, Sorry Voters Just a short distance from Pedophile Island, on the West … Coast, Messed Coast™ of Pierce County, Wash., we learn that auditors who keep watch over county voting records oversaw the “accidental…

Feb 19, 2022 – Welcome to the West Coast, Messed Coast™ report, where your humble scribe culls through the best stories in the states of California … All three West Coast, Messed Coast governors have gazed into the Orb, seen images of pitchforks, tar, and feathers, and have concluded … Coast, Messed Coast™ report, I bid you adieu.…

Feb 10, 2022 – We have GREAT news for criminals, dear West Coast, Messed Coast™ readers! … While you were toiling at your job or educating yourself, West Coast, Messed Coast governors were making the world safer for murderers … Elsewhere on the West Coast, Messed Coast, against the explicit wishes of voters and the new law that they established via initiative…