Ay, que ritmo: Obama bedroom chatter

Michelle: Isn’t a shame about Cuba?

Barack: Michelle, I’m trying to watch the game… What do you mean?

Michelle: Haven’t you heard?  You’re the President.  They just cut a half million jobs from the public sector.

Barack: Oh, no… It’s the end of the socialist dream.

Michelle: That’s okay.  You can hire them here.

Barack:  (reassured) Oh, right. I forgot.

Michelle: Give me the remote.