Michelle: Isn’t a shame about Cuba?
Barack: Michelle, I’m trying to watch the game… What do you mean?
Michelle: Haven’t you heard? You’re the President. They just cut a half million jobs from the public sector.
Barack: Oh, no… It’s the end of the socialist dream.
Michelle: That’s okay. You can hire them here.
Barack: (reassured) Oh, right. I forgot.
Michelle: Give me the remote.