Roger’s Rules

Feeling better now?

Here’s the President of the United States “reassuring” Americans who are thinking about buying a car from Chrysler or GM (i.e, “Government Motors”):

“Your warrantee will be safe.

In fact, it will be safer than it’s ever been. Because starting today, the United States government will stand behind your warrantee.”

What? Not feeling better after all? How can that be?