Mike Bloomberg, Liberal Fascist
That's New York City's nasty little fascist mayor, the ersatz and erstwhile "Republican" who used the party to sneak into Gracie Mansion in the wake of the Giuliani administration's successful war on street crime, and then double-crossed the GOP in his bald-faced but successful attempt to subvert term limits, lecturing David Gregory in his Boston honk that he knows what's best for New Yorkers -- and us.
Yes, it's the Soda Jerk himself, tossing his pint-sized weight around as he attempts to remain politically viable after his reign as the successor to such corrupt and incompetent wretches as Jimmy Walker, William O'Dwyer, Abe Beame and David Dinkins mercifully comes to an end. Let's unpack a little of what the Terror of Tinytown had to say.
We're not banning anything. All we're saying is, we want to show you just how big the cup is. If you want 32 ounces, take two cups to your seat. If you want 64, carry four. But our hope is, if you only take one, you won’t go back.
If you believe that, Bloomberg has a bridge to Brooklyn to sell you. And to which the only proper response -- the one that until New York turned into a city of Upper West Side conformist sheep he would have justly received -- is (to quote Kurt Schlichter) "bite me."