Chicago's Patriotic New Single Sounds Like a South Park Parody


I honestly thought this song was a gag.

While searching for something completely different on YouTube, the video for Chicago's new single, "America," popped up into my line of sight.

Yes, dinosaur group Chicago is still around, although how many original members are still in the band, or even still alive, I couldn't tell you.

Normally I ignore them, but because their single is called "America," my curiosity was aroused.

I braced myself and hit the "play" button, figuring I was in for one of those faux-melancholy "I wish America was as liberal noble and wise as I am" tunes a la John Cougar Mellencamp or Bruce Springsteen.

It wasn't.

In a weird kind of way, what I heard was something worse.