I recently predicted on my daily anti-pinko radio program (which you should totally be listening to) that in four years, either the deep state or Donald Trump will be gone. The two cannot exist together. We tried that, and it went horribly.
The deep state tried to bankrupt and imprison Trump to no avail. Then it tried to relocate the back of his head onto his fans sitting behind him while speaking in Butler, Pa.
Trump's final battle with the deep-state swamp wigglers reminds me of the scene where the Joker tells Batman, "This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object." The stark difference is that Trump can — and will — let the deep state fall to its long-awaited and hopefully grueling death.
This scene proved to me that Heath Ledger was born to play the Joker.
— Matt🎬 (@mattlikesfilm) July 18, 2021
His body language and tone in his voice makes his performance feel so realistic and truly conveys the trait of where the villain won, while also considering the fact that he's upside down. pic.twitter.com/gUPZeXseIc
And even though Trump has yet to be inaugurated, he and his new team have begun clown-slapping the bejeebers out of America's public enemy #1.
As PJ Media's own Victoria Taft reported, Trump released his plans to vanquish the deep state on his website.
And since Victoria was kind enough to type these plans out, I'm going to cut and paste her list like the lazy Sacagawea that I am (Thank you, V!):
1. On Day One, re-issue 2020 executive order restoring the president’s authority to fire rogue bureaucrats.
2. Overhaul federal departments and agencies, firing all of the corrupt actors in our National Security and Intelligence apparatus.
3. Fundamentally reform the FISA courts, ensuring that corruption is rooted out.
4. Establish a Truth and Reconciliation Commission to declassify and publish all documents on Deep State spying, censorship, and abuses of power.
5. Launch a major crackdown on government leakers who collude with the media to create false narratives, pressing criminal charges when appropriate.
6. Make every Inspector General’s Office independent from the departments they oversee, so that they do not become protectors of the deep state.
7. Establish an independent auditing system to continually monitor our intelligence agencies to ensure that they are not spying on our citizens or running disinformation campaigns against the American people.
8. Continue Trump administration's effort to move parts of the federal bureaucracy outside of the Washington Swamp, just like President Trump moved the Bureau of Land Management to Colorado.
Up to 100,000 government positions could be moved out of Washington.
9. Ban federal bureaucrats from taking jobs at the companies they deal with and regulate, such as Big Pharma.
10. Push for a constitutional amendment to impose term limits on members of Congress.
Guilt-Fueled Unrelated Boost for Victoria: West Coast, Messed Coast™: Revenge of the Normies
Let's take a look at the enema Trump and his cronies are currently inserting into Washington D.C.
Jim Jordan recently sent a letter to FBI wombat Christopher Wray, demanding information on how his FBI "prebunked" the news story of the Biden crime family's $27 million bribe factory and the software the Bureau allegedly used to censor We the People who dared to talk about it on social media.
Trump's former National Security Advisor, Gen. Michael Flynn, told Just the News's John Solomon that he can't see Trump keeping all 17 intel institutions.
"I can't imagine that two years from now we're going to continue to have the 17 Intel agencies," he said. "I just cannot see that if we're going to move this country forward in a way that needs to be moved forward where we're sort of that shining city on the hill."
Flynn went on to say our current intel agencies have brought us nothing but "wars and failures."
BREAKING NEWS O-RAMA! As I sit here in my Atomic Bunker writing away, Trump just named Tulsi Gabbard as the director of national intelligence.
Trump knows that, while Chinese soldiers practice throwing hand grenades, our military is studying various ways to avoid offending people by assuming their gender before shooting at them.
He plans to create a "warrior board" to weed out high-ranking military officers who are alleged to be “lacking in requisite leadership qualities," which appears to be a nice way of saying "wokesters."
FACT-O-RAMA! I much prefer a military that will happily stack dead communists rather than memorize the 72, oops I mean 81 genders.
Related Payback for Victoria: Report: Special Counsel to Drop Charges and Leave Before Trump Takes Office. But Before You Go, Jack...
My favorite move comes from Trump's transition adviser, Mark Paoletta, who took to Twitter, X, or whatever it is called today, to warn the rank-and-file hoi polloi at the Department of (In)Justice (DOJ) to play nice or get kicked out of the sandbox, which I will post here instead of writing it all out because I am still lazy.
Career DOJ lawyers must be fully committed to implementing President Trump’s policies or they should leave or be fired. Why do I keep raising this? Because there are several examples (below) of career staff sabotaging cases they disagreed with in the first Trump Administration.…
— Mark Paoletta (@MarkPaoletta) November 13, 2024
Marxist media rags like this one are whining that the deep state doesn't exist, but if it did, it's a good thing, because, whatever this means: "Undoing the ‘deep state’ means Trump would undo over a century of progress in building a federal government for the people and not just for rich white men."
And thus, President Meanypants should leave it alone.
Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy have been tapped to clear out the redundancy throughout the Federal agencies, and I look forward to them going full Edward Scissorhands on the deep state peasantry.
And deliciously, John Ratcliffe will run the mother of all seep state toilet agencies: the very institution that some brilliant pundits believe tried to kill Trump, the CIA.
Check out Ratcliffe as he humiliates former FBI scallywag, Peter Strzok, who some brilliant pundits believe is one of the most treasonous toads to slither about Washington, D.C.
one of John Ratcliffe's best moments was demolishing Peter Strzok, the FBI head of counterintelligence who colluded to destroy Donald Trump
— Gregg Re (@gregg_re) November 12, 2024
Critical to have someone like this at CIA director, to stop the next russiagate 2.0 hoax pic.twitter.com/pW5weJlMZA
The news is all good. Now if Trump would just nominate Matt Gaetz as attorney general... oh, wait!
