How Many Pandemics DOES It Take to Get to the Center of a 'Conspiracy Theory'?

What happened next is even more irritating.

Fauci proceeded to make enough bad medical calls regarding COVID to get himself fired from a Minute Clinic and yet somehow kept his gig. He directed the nation into a fear-fueled frenzy of lockdowns and mask insanity and eventually pushed us to get a "vaccine" that would turn out to not only be largely ineffective against COVID but would go on to injure and/or kill tens of thousands of Americans.

I called the calamitous COVID response a dress rehearsal for communism. I was wrong; it was showtime!

Americans, even family members, were soon at each others' throats over the Draconian COVID responses. We were provided phone numbers we could call to rat out a neighbor if he dared come within six feet of us, which, in New York, could have resulted in a year in jail or a $2,000 fine. 

People publicly screamed at each other over the science-free "social distancing" codswallop and wearing those useless masks. Then it was about wearing them properly. "Cover your nose, granny-killer!"

Masks are not doing anything to prevent any kind of virus, time to end this insanity. Now we have an unmasked woman screaming for a man (drinking water from other reports) to pull his mask up. She won’t do it until he does. Spits on him, too. Flying is already miserable enough. https://t.co/i4k392SXSB

— Florida Julie🦩🐊🚀🗽 (@FLJulieLiberty) December 25, 2021

COVID did not gut our economy, cause fights, damage children's education, and steal the 2020 election from Trump. It was our response to COVID — mandated by our elected leaders — who dug that knife into the heart of Americans' liberties.

 Recap: 

• Fauci paid mad stacks to create COVID.
• The globalists had a book about the "Great Reset" ready to go.
• Many of our elected leaders, news dolts, and celebrities helped sew chaos and fear.
• We were subjected to insane lockdowns, mask mandates, etc.
• All of this was "for our safety."

FACT-O-RAMA! Johns Hopkins University states that the U.S.A.'s COVID survivability rate is 98.9%. This obviously doesn't include people like myself who snagged a case of COVID and never called Fauci to tell him about it. COVID tests were mailed to our homes, so we didn't need a doctor to get tested. Tens of millions of kids likely caught COVID but were asymptomatic and their parents never knew thier kids had it. With these facts, it's easy to hypothesize that the nation's COVID survivability rate could be as high as 99.6%.

Check out these commie prags as they twist and deny what you've just read, even going so far as to rely on a Facebook misinformation fact check as proof, even though we know that the FBI used Facebook to censor those of us who smelled a COVID rat and spoke out on social media.

And WHAMO! Four years later — almost to the exact date — China has yet another super-mega virus ready to lock us down and keep Trump from taking office and, more importantly, to keep Trump from flushing the globalist garbage people into the sewer where they belong.

The first name we had for COVID-19 was "Coronavirus," which sounds more like a beer-drinking game than a sniffle maker. The globalists have learned from their mistake and the new world-stopping malady from China has since been given the "scary" moniker "Disease X." Others call it "white lung."

Unlike COVID, which didn't seem to affect healthy kids, this new and improved attempt at global domination, which they'll tell us was like, really, totally not manufactured in a lab like the last one, is going after our kids and dogs.

But who would be stupid enough to fall for this twice?

For starters, whether they believe it or not, the same media stains are ringing the Disease X klaxon and doing their best to terrify the useful idiots on the left.

Guess who's back? This lizard-person:

Dr. Peter Hotez says that ‘disease X’ is coming, which will be much worse than Covid.

This raises three questions:
▪️How would he know?
▪️Why does he still live that unhealthily?
▪️When will he finally get arrested for his involvement in GoF research?pic.twitter.com/pJqQGRhQqN

— Dr. Simon Goddek (@goddeketal) December 1, 2023

I'm sure the mega-dolts I see still wearing two Fauci face diapers at Trader Joe's will obeisantly climb onto the China Virus 2.0 bandwagon and spit on me when I don't. Power-hungry flight attendants sky waitresses will yell at me on a plane when I drop my mask below my nose to sip a cup of coffee. Kidding — I won't wear a mask again. 

The same gutless stooges who demanded that I wear a mask to walk from a restaurant table to the men's room 12 feet away — because COVID can't eat you while sitting but pounces when you stand up — will nobly call for my selfish, germ-spewing head.

All this, even though we now know that masks, social distancing, and the laughable "vaccine" were pointless.

FACT-O-RAMA! The same jackpuddings who will call the cops on us for not washing the newfangled "Disease X" from our vegetables also sadly have reproductive organs and will likely procreate a new generation of knee-benders.

What do we really know about "disease X?" Almost nothing.

• We know that the liarheads in China claimed last week that it's a respiratory illness that affects kids.
• We know that commie "news" sites were stewing up panic on Tuesday of this week.
• We know that other lefty news rags were linking the U.S.'s new "white lung" outbreak in Ohio to the outbreak in China on Thursday.
• We now have a report on Friday — a day people watch and read less news — that those illnesses are not from China.

SCAM-O-RAMA! Let's take a look at that news media trajectory again: China releases "scary news" about an illness that affects kids, commie news rag pushes the panic button, lefty news site compares the Ohio outbreak to "panicky" Chinese situation, and another lefty site says "no need to worry," even though the Pravda process has just spent almost a week scaring people. Herr Goebbels would be impressed by such propaganda.

Here is another lesson. In this article, an official from Fauci's National Institute of Health (NIH) admits that they paid for COVID-19 gain-of-function research. On this page, Snopes claims the notion that the NIH was involved is "unproven."

Democrats and RINOs, who stupidly think they'll have a seat at Klaus Schwab's feasting table full of meat as we are sucking on bug smoothies, know this new wave of wheeze is a joke but will sign on like the mollycoddles they are and set up another phone number for your neighbors to rat you out when you walk the wrong way down a one-way aisle at the grocery store.

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Don't buy it. We are being played by the neo-commie globalist clowns who envision a world where plebes like us suck bugs for dinner under continual surveillance. 

Fool us once into pinko lockdowns over a laboratory-created, U.S.-funded, almost 100% survivable virus, shame on you. Fool us again, and we, as a species, are doomed and deserve to eat cricket burgers warmed up government-approved electric hotplates. 

Let's kick off the weekend with a laugh. No one brings the funny like conservative comedians, so check out this dynamo video from my friends at "Jokes and a Point." I promise you'll dig it!