2014's Man of the Year Announced

It’s Hillary’s Service Dog, as chosen by the Washington Free Beacon:

When a dog serves his master in such selfless fashion, he is providing much more than stability (and plausible deniability regarding one’s inability to walk unassisted). A dog offers something an inanimate walker or all-terrain scooter cannot: companionship. They are often a serviceable alternative to a “busy” husband, or, alternatively, a decent conversation starter when picking up girls at the park, or on a college campus—almost as good as a baby grandchild.

There’s no telling what kind of adversity Clinton Service Dog has been forced to endure. But we do know that he’ll never complain, or try to blame others for his failures. He forgives others for their own failures, such as Benghazi. He is more of a man than most men in this treacherous world of ours. He stands for all who can’t—literally. God bless this hero.

Do I even need to add, read the whole thing? Imagining the mashing of teeth and steam bellowing from ears at the New York Times, Media Matters and Hillary HQ (but I repeat myself) while they’re reading it will only add to your enjoyment.