"MSNBC Vows Investigation Into Racist Teleprompters"

Heh. I think Stephen Cruiser is definitely onto something here — it certainly explains not just hapless MSNBC anchor babe Contessa Brewer’s recent Kinsley-esque gaffe confusing Jesse Jackson with Al Sharpton, but Janeane Garofalo’s string of racialist outbursts, as well.

Update: America’s most important teleprompter is not a happy TOTUS right now, taking digital umbrage at any suggestion of moral teleprompter turpitude.