Black Hawk Down--For Shoplifting

What is it with Hollywood celebrities and allegations of shoplifting?

Congenital convict Tom Sizemore may be heading back to his old prison cell soon, because he’s the alleged ring leader of one of the most pathetic heists in history … one that was caught on tape.

The LAPD confirms Tom — who spent time behind bars in ’07 for a probation violation — is being investigated for grand theft after he allegedly stole multiple cell phones, a pen and a highlighter from a Verizon Wireless store in L.A. last week.

If Vivek Kundra doesn’t cut it as President Obama’s chief information officer, and these new allegations prove out, Sizemore sounds like he’d certainly fit the bill–if not pay the check.