No, not because his first name is Sam. No, not because he owes some taxes he didn’t know about until Obama’s oppo researchers went after him. No, not because of any of the other stuff they’ve thrown at him to try to distract from The One’s publicly avowed socialist beliefs.
I think I hate him now because he might have become close friends with this SNL cast member:
Don’t miss the photo, or Ace’s note that apparently canoodling was involved.