Ed Driscoll

Chutch Gets 'Brushed

Well, here’s one liberal college’s definition of gun control: got a reactionary radical chic professor coming whose entire look and mindset screams 1969 right down to his long hair parted in the middle, beret and AK-47?

Why not give him a fashion makeover? Bring him up to date. Into the 21st century! And airbrush that pesky ol’ AK-47 right out of hands. There! Now he’s all set to expose the kids to ideas that would been right at home at one of Leonard Bernstein’s Black Panther fondue and Twister parties. (To borrow a great riff by Iowahawk.)