Ed Driscoll

THE PENGUIN WAS RIGHT! As

THE PENGUIN WAS RIGHT! As he said in Batman Returns, “Forget global warming. Worry about global cooling!

Man, I wish these guys would make up their minds. Global cooling was the hot environmental story in the 1970s. Then came global warming. Now we’re back to global cooling.

You’d think that worrying about the environment would too serious a business to leave to fashion.

And you’d be wrong.