Tin Soldiers and Urban Outfitters' Coming

Shot:

WTFFFFFFFFFF http://t.co/GJjPj6nEax pic.twitter.com/8BrQ8oy08y

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) September 15, 2014

Chaser:

Not surprisingly, when it comes to epatering les bourgeois — and not issuing a mealy-mouthed apology afterwards — Kathy Shaidle did it better and first, five years ago.

But then, the collective pop culture history of both events is very, very wrong:

● “Of Kent State’s Brick-Throwing Pacifists.”

● “Altamont: When the Hippies Were Expelled From the Garden”

Exit tweet:

I’ll tell you this much: if I’m gonna pay $129 for a sweatshirt, that damn we’ll better be real hippie blood on it

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 15, 2014

Exit question: Still think the early 1970s were fun, kids?

Update (9/16/14): “Alas, I can’t take credit for that brilliant ‘ALTAMONT’ t-shirt,” Kathy writes today; noting that it was created by the artists at the Hollywood Loser T-shirt Website. I think she certainly helped to popularize it, though.