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Justin Bieber Roast Is Epic: Read the Funniest Jokes at the Biebs' Expense

Oh my. Although we have to wait for “Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber” to be aired later this month, some of the jokes made at his expense have already been published. And that’s great news… if you’re like me, that is: a real Bieber-despiser. Here’s a short selection:

Kevin Hart:

“Tonight we are gonna do what parents and the legal system should have done a long time – give the boy an ass-whuppin’ he deserves.” He added: “Orlando Bloom took a swing at you; you have a perfume called Girlfriend; you threw eggs at a house — not gangsta.”

Shaquille O’Neal:

“Justin as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth-most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people.”

Will Ferrell (you’re the best!), also weighed in:

“He sings to 9-year-olds, and his hair is like a gay figure skater.”

Even Grand Old Lady Martha Stewart had a go at boychild:

“The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower.”

Ouch. That’s harsh. Which is, it goes without saying, great! The show airs March 30th. I’m thinking it’ll be the first time I’m actually going to watch a show featuring Bieber. Heck, I can’t wait!