The Morning Briefing: Lunatic Fringe Thinks Pride Parades Are Good for Kids

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Happy Friday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Artie was never quite able to make his soul patch and overalls the “signature look” that he dreamed it would be.

Gosh, it seems like just yesterday I was writing about being really annoyed by Pride Month even though it had just begun. Less than three days into this year’s version I’m already feeling like I’m going to be drowning in rainbow-colored inanity.

We’ve been told for a long time now that the concept of “groomers” is one created out of whole cloth by conservatives. We’re supposed to believe that leftists aren’t trying to indoctrinate America’s children with LGBTQRSTUV+++ ideology in all of its various forms (which is impossible to count).

Here’s the thing though: they’re not very coy about the grooming, these groomers who allegedly don’t exist.

The extremist fringe really isn’t extreme on the left anymore. They want children to be thoroughly exposed to a segment of the population that is, in reality, a statistical outlier and still truly on the fringes of society according to most Americans. As part of the process, some think kids should experience annual semi-pornographic Bacchanalias known as pride parades.

Paula has more:

The groomers are everywhere these days, but nowhere are they more visible than at LGBTQ “Pride” parades, where every kind of debauchery imaginable is on full display in neighborhoods and on city streets around the world. A website called Fatherly warns in its Parenting section that pride parades are “filled with sights that may be new to kids, like public nudity and kink. Not to mention that Pride parades aren’t the most sober of places.”

Nevertheless, the article concludes that young children should indeed be exposed to kink and nudity because the “educational aspects of Pride are paired with joy and celebration.”

I’m no choir boy and my twenties were beyond wild, but just the photos from pride parades are way over the top for me. Talk about needing eye bleach.

It’s becoming more and more difficult to determine at what age kids are safe from the leftists. They’re under assault in the womb and if they survive the abortion gauntlet, they’re subjected an increasingly disturbing freak show of emotional highway robbers who are constantly trying to steal their innocence.

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He wanted them to start their day with a smile.

He graduated this week, and what did everyone do?

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