The Kinda/Sorta Election That May Never Be
Is it Wednesday already? Pardon me, I left my calendar in March. I do hope the day is going well for all you fine readers of the Kruiser Morning Briefing.
If today’s headline about election-stealing seems a bit over the top and incendiary, I can assure you that it was most intentional. Democrats and their flying media monkeys make outlandish claims like that about conservatives and Republicans all the time and are never held accountable for them.
These are, after all, the lunatics who are referring to the presence of federal officers in burning riot cities as a portent of “martial law.”
Well, more than one can play the hyperbole hysteria game. And when one is hurling outlandishness at Democrats, history tells us that there is a greater likelihood that it will be true (see how I’m warming up to this so quickly?).
At present, the Democrats are attempting to unseat an incumbent president by devising a plan where their candidate doesn’t have to be seen in public for most of the general election campaign. They’re desperate to keep Joe Biden hidden until as many early and mail-in votes as possible are cast for him because they know that the first time he’s on his own in public he’s going to pull down his mask and start sniffing strangers, all the while barking, “Barack likes me!”
On the rare occasions when the idiot in the basement is let off-leash by his wife and handlers, he’s babbling about President Trump trying to “steal” the election. He keeps saying it, too, most recently at a virtual fundraiser hosted by one of the celebrities Hillary Clinton thought would wish her to victory.
“This president is going to try to indirectly steal the election by arguing that mail-in ballots don’t work. They’re not real. They’re not fair,” Biden said.
In each one of these “steal the election” rants, Biden immediately rambles on about mail-in ballots. Again, that’s all they’ve got and they know it. That’s where the real election-stealing can happen and it’s not going to be done by the Republicans.
The Democrats have shown — especially in the Trump era — that most of what they throw at the Republicans is just a bunch of twisted political psychological projection.
For example, take the absurd notion that Dems have recycled from 2016. They are again insisting that President Trump won’t accept the election results, giving it a minor update, saying that he won’t leave the White House now that he’s the incumbent.
This from the party whose vanquished alcoholic grandmother from 2016 is still going on television and saying that the election was stolen from her. Throw in Stacey Abrams and her ongoing psychotic break about being the real governor of Georgia and I think we can see which side has a difficult time accepting the results of an election.
In fact, the violence we’re seeing now has more to do with hating Trump than it does with the death of George Floyd. The Democrats began their “peaceful protests” almost the moment Trump was elected and have been ranging back and forth between simple public incivility and violence ever since. It’s been one long tantrum about not accepting the 2016 election results.
The Democrats will try to let COVID-19 keep Biden out of sight for as long as they can, but let’s face it, even with the plague’s help they’re going to need some kind of fraud-fest to win this election. Nobody is actually excited about Joe Biden. It looks like he may have a very difficult time pulling in the disaffected Bernie faithful who sort of thought they were owed this one after the DNC rigged 2016 for Granny Maojackets.
Given the Democrats’ propensity for projection, all of their “steal the election” talk sure makes it seem as if they are spending a lot of time thinking about stealing an election.
Just putting that out there.
In Search of the Invisible Biden Voter
But Let’s Put Them In Charge of the Election
In a shocking, unexpected turn of events, the Post Office has failed to deliver a package on the day it was promised, and my two-day delivery guaranty has now been changed to a vague promise that it will be here by Thursday or else I can apply for a refund on Friday.
— Megan McArdle (@asymmetricinfo) July 29, 2020
Ask Us Questions, Watch Us Day Drink
WEDNESDAY: VIP Gold Live Chat with VodkaPundit, Kruiser, and Preston https://t.co/ktTucwN9gi
— PJ Media (@PJMedia_com) July 28, 2020
PJM Linktank
My latest column: Proposal: Reopen American Businesses and I’ll Wear the Damn Mask
Richmond Antifa Riot Destroyed $100,000 in Property, University Says
AG Barr Sarcastically Calls Nadler ‘a Real Class Act’ After Being Refused a Five-Minute Break
Lock ’em up and let ’em rot. Two Women Arrested For Beating Wisconsin State Senator During June Riot
Attorney General Barr’s Epic Mic Drop Moment During the Congressional Hearings
AG Barr: ‘Since When Is It Okay to Burn Down a Federal Court?’
In Angry Tirade, Dem. Accuses Bill Barr of … Allowing Jeffrey Epstein’s Suicide?!
Donald Trump Jr. Suspended from Twitter For Sharing Video on Hydroxychloroquine
Facebook, Twitter, YouTube Remove Doctors’ Coronavirus Video, Claiming It Is ‘False’
The Pressure Is All On Republicans to Pass Another Stimulus Bill
Israel Says It Thwarted Hezbollah Attack on Lebanese Border
Being at Home in the Socialist States of America
Good. I’m bored with these kids. We’re Seeing the Death Rattle of the Revolution, Not Its Birth
The Science Supports the Use of Hydroxychloroquine in COVID-19, So Why Are Doctors Being Censored?
Laughter in the Face of Hatred: Remembering Mike Adams
VodkaPundit: Insanity Wrap #15: Seductive Mask Appeal, Plus the Debate-Debate
Make. This. Happen. POLITICO: Joe Biden Picks Kamala Harris as Running Mate… Four Days From Now
They all have daddy issues. Anti-Trump Lincoln Project Co-Founder Begged Trump for a Job in 2016
Notre Dame Withdraws as Host of First Presidential Debate. Here’s What We Know.
VIP
The Kruiser Kabana Episode 55: Operation ‘Keep Biden In the Basement’ Has Officially Begun
The Left: Totalitarianism Without a Führer
VIP Gold
The Liberal Media Thinks You’re Too Dumb to See the Riots For What They Are
AP/Ipsos Poll: Trump Opens Up Big Enthusiasm Lead Over Biden
From the Mothership and Beyond
Iter: World’s largest nuclear fusion project begins assembly
Ugh. Remington Files Bankruptcy Despite Increased Demand
Dems Rewrite History, Attack On Barr Over Armed MI Protesters
Brady’s Fearmongering On Suppressors Beyond Ridiculous
California Lawmakers Aim To Speed Up State’s Slow-Motion Handgun Ban
Oh. Black Lives Matter Co-Founder Has These Demands of the Democratic Party
Trump Administration Says it Will Reject New DACA Applicants as it Considers Ending Program Entirely
Pharmaceutical Production is Coming Back From China. Here’s How.
Schlichter: The NRCC Fails To Silence Conservatives Like it Fails At Everything Else
With That NYT Writer’s Admission About 1619 Project, A Liberal Reporter Wrecks It With One Tweet
Prominent Jewish GOP Group Stands By Sen. Perdue Amid ‘Anti-Semitic’ Ad Allegations
The Full Video Montage of Violent Riots Democrats Didn’t Want You to See at AG Barr’s Hearing
CDC Director Says There are More Suicides and Overdoses than COVID Deaths
‘Squad’ Member Rashida Tlaib Refuses to Endorse Biden
Man Arrested For Driving Through Protest Crowd, But With A Couple Of Big Twists
Horror: Nearly 14% Of Canadian Assisted Suicides Cited “Isolation Or Loneliness” As Cause
In Boston, The Eviction Crisis Is Already Slamming… Landlords
Hoyer: On Second Thought, We’d Like To Negotiate On The Unemployment Bonuses
NY Times: BLM Protesters Wonder If The Movement Has Lost Focus As They Make ‘Room For Rage’ (Update)
Uh-Oh, Ellen Might Be About To Get Cancelled
NY Times Slips In Shocking New Details On UFO “Crash Retrieval” Data And Materials
Let him twist. Portland Mayor: Okay, *Now* I Want A Meeting With DHS
HERE WE GO. Steeler: “I’m Not Kneeling For The Flag…”
Jerry Nadler Bleats at Jim Jordan to Wear a Mask During Hearing – While Unmasked
Shaun King Spreads Fake News About the Death of BLM Marcher Garrett Foster
Alzheimer’s: ‘Promising’ blood test for early stage of disease
‘Beyond reprehensible’: Christian aid workers executed in Nigeria
Oops. Rite Aid surveilled customers using facial recognition tech with links to China
I hate it when that happens. Scientists accidentally created a new fish
Bee Me
Federal Agents Call In Kool-Aid Man To Take Down Wall Of Moms https://t.co/6Bs8ARuWAl
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 28, 2020
The Kruiser Kabana
— Archillect (@archillect) July 29, 2020
I have $12 hard cash in my wallet if anybody wants to party.
___
Kruiser Twitter
Kruiser Facebook
PJ Media Senior Columnist and Associate Editor Stephen Kruiser is the author of “Don’t Let the Hippies Shower” and “Straight Outta Feelings: Political Zen in the Age of Outrage,” both of which address serious subjects in a humorous way. Monday through Friday he edits PJ Media’s “Morning Briefing.” His columns appear twice a week.
Join the conversation as a VIP Member