Help Us, Cocaine Mitch, You’re Our Only Hope
Phase Two of Impeachmentpalooza is about to roll into the collective conscience of politics-weary America and the best we can hope for is that the Republican-controlled Senate will treat this thing like the impertinent toddler temper-tantrum that it is.
Thankfully, this round is in the hands of Cocaine Mitch, who has given every indication that he is just not in the mood for this tawdry process to drag out.
Republicans are being accused of attempting to “weaponize” the process, which really just means “fighting back.” Fighting back is always bad if a Republican is doing it.
Nancy Pelosi’s House Democrats — who are now under the complete control of de facto Speaker Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez — conducted an impeachment “inquiry” that was so sham-ridden an alcoholic carnival barker would be embarrassed to be associated with them.
The Senate’s post-McCain pitbull Lindsey Graham says he wants to wrap up this nonsense quickly. He is so not in the mood for any of this:
Senate Judiciary Chairman and the President's closest confidant, Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) joined FOX News Sunday for an exclusive interview. Sen Graham reacts to the Democrat's trial brief saying the President's conduct is the "framers' worst nightmare." #FNS #FoxNews pic.twitter.com/mppEZ0aAgH
— FoxNewsSunday (@FoxNewsSunday) January 19, 2020
This hideous clown-car excursion needs to end fast not because it would be best for the president or the GOP, but because it would be good for America. There will be no shortage of drama throughout this election year, why ramp it up this early?
As we’ve discussed, the Democrats are under the impression that impeachment will work out well for them, which the sane world knows isn’t possible/true/realistic. Sure, it’s tempting to let them continue believing that, but the longer we do, the more it just sucks the life force out of the nation.
Best to dash their hopes quickly, thoroughly, and brutally.
Sad, but Interesting
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— Business Insider (@businessinsider) January 20, 2020
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From the Mothership and Beyond
Progressives Admit They're Just Not Used To Killing People Who Might Fight Back https://t.co/bUfCXVpXzy
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 19, 2020
The Kruiser Kabana
He’s right…the first time you see your name on a marquee in Vegas is SO showbiz. Mine was on the MGM marquee in the early ’90s and I didn’t quite know what to do with myself.
Calisthenics is an awkward word. Actually, “awkward” is an awkward word.
PJ Media Associate Editor Stephen Kruiser is the author of “Don’t Let the Hippies Shower” and “Straight Outta Feelings: Political Zen in the Age of Outrage,” both of which address serious subjects in a humorous way. Monday through Friday he edits PJ Media’s “Morning Briefing.”