Happy New Year From the Briefing to End All Briefings
As I kick off my first full calendar year at the helm of this Morning Briefing I would sincerely like to thank everyone who hangs out here with me every weekday morning. I promise that there won’t be a lot of sincerity going forward, as I generally find it to be icky.
When I first took over this space in August I had a lot of ideas about how I wanted to turn the news/political site briefing model on its head. I needed to learn how to do daily briefing basics first, however, and that’s what I have been trying to do for the last several months.
Going forward, I would like to shake things up a bit with more interactivity with all of you and perhaps even more stream-of-consciousness rambling because I can make that fun.
There are a lot of Americans approaching 2020 with trepidation and negative attitudes. We don’t work that way here at the Kruiser Morning Briefing. We’ve got no time for the Gloom and Doom Brigade. They can get as ugly as they want heading towards the election, we’re not going to let them drag us down into their daddy issues-filled mud.
Having fun is the best way to irritate the outrage mob who will be very, very noisy in the coming months, so have fun we will.
A lot of it.
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— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 1, 2020
The Kruiser Kabana
Ana Navarro Says “Happy New Year”
Here’s a good one to kick off the year with.
My birthday is in two months so don’t say I didn’t give you a heads-up.
PJ Media Associate Editor Stephen Kruiser is the author of “Don’t Let the Hippies Shower” and “Straight Outta Feelings: Political Zen in the Age of Outrage,” both of which address serious subjects in a humorous way. Monday through Friday he edits PJ Media’s “Morning Briefing.”