Truncated, But Still Here for You
Merry Christmas, my friends.
Just a quick briefing today because even a veteran cynic like me can’t go all dark and newsy on Christmas Day.
I’ve left some links under the tree for you to open but I think that the biggest gift I can give all of you is to not write about the “I” word, presidential candidates, or this weird itch that has been plaguing me for a few days (I’ve researched it on the internet and I’m either going to be dead in a week or am pregnant with triplets).
To all who frequent this daily rambling of mine…thank you. These past four months have been some of the most fun I have had since I began writing about politics back during the Millard Fillmore administration. You are a fun, engaged group and I don’t even care when you disagree with me. Yeah, you’re wrong when you do, but I think we are really making something special here.
I would also like to wish a Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish friends and a blessed Just Enjoy the Time Off to the atheists out there.
From the Mothership and Beyond
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 24, 2019
The Kruiser Kabana
Ho Ho Ho
We’re using modified Dysfunctional Family Holiday rules: No punching in the face and don’t leave Uncle Ron alone with the turkey. Let’s have a clean fight.
PJ Media Associate Editor Stephen Kruiser is the author of “Don’t Let the Hippies Shower” and “Straight Outta Feelings: Political Zen in the Age of Outrage,” both of which address serious subjects in a humorous way. Monday through Friday he edits PJ Media’s “Morning Briefing.”