I Didn't Have 'Jimmy Carter Death Hoax' on My Bingo Card

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As if we haven’t had enough breaking news the past couple of weeks, a report surfaced that former President Jimmy Carter had died early this morning at age 99. Since Carter has been in hospice for over a year, we’ve been preparing for that moment for a long time. But there’s one big problem with the news: it’s fake.

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The long letter, purporting to come from the “Office of Jimmy Carter,” begins with enough detail to make it sound real. It even includes an alleged quote from one of Carter’s sons, as well as a link to a tribute site. But if you read enough of the supposed announcement, you’ll find nuggets that turn out to be hilarious satire.

Take this sentence from the second paragraph, for instance:

During his administation, [sic] President Carter championed human rights around the world, achieved significant foreign policy accomplishments including: selling the United States out to Panama: the Camp David Accords; a now-failing treaty of peace between Egypt and Israel; getting soft on the Soviet Union; failing to rescue several hostages from Iran; and the establishment of U.S. diplomatic relations with the People's Republic of China. [emphasis added]

And from the fourth paragraph:

Despite these successes as President, all his life President Carter considered his marriage to former First Lady Rosalynn Carter his life's greatest achievement. At her passing last November President Carter said, "Rosalynn was a baddie. Jill, Melania, even throat goat Nancy Reagan had nothing on Rosalynn. She was the original Brat. She gave me wise guidance and encouragement when I needed it. As long as Rosalynn was in the world. I always knew somebody loved and supported me." They were married for 77 years. [emphasis added]

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Of course, since people don’t read beyond the headlines and ledes anymore, the news began to circulate. The New York Post briefly ran with a story. Journalist Yashar Ali used the Post’s deleted tweet as an example when someone asked him why he was sharing “propaganda.”

The [sarc] always reliable Laura Loomer [/sarc] posted it as if it were true:

Leftists began to share the story, complete with horrifically hideous photo collages: 

Who’s behind this? We don’t know, at least not at the time of this writing. But it’s obviously someone who wants to sow more chaos in an already stressful news cycle. I can’t help but wonder the same thing my friend and colleague Athena Thorne asked in our PJ Media Slack channel: “Are they trying to kill editors?”

Instead of more bad news — at least for now — we have something we can laugh at.

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