Buzz Ballad: Carry Guns

Carry Guns
—apologies to George M. Cohan and “Harrigan”

On what can you depend, when life you must defend?
Carry guns—stay free!
What spells a tyrant’s end when laws he seeks to bend?
Carry guns—stay free!
Citizens, beware! Keep your liberty—
Fight to retain the right to own weaponry
What keeps thugs at bay when police are on the way?
Carry guns—stay free!

C, A, double-R, Y, G, U, N spells “carry gun” (Carry gun!)
Written into the Second Amendment
Power-grabbers always seek its endment
C, A, double-R, Y, G, U, N, you see
Is the right that brings might to secure all our civil rights
Carry guns—stay free!

How best to equalize ‘gainst someone twice your size?
Carry guns—stay free!
How can you stand tall against lawless exercise?
Carry guns—stay free!
The rapists and muggers, home invasions
Don’t like it when you change the equation
What is the tool that best prevents oppressive rule?
Carry guns—stay free!

C, A, double-R, Y, G, U, N spells “carry gun” (Carry gun!)
Written into the Second Amendment
Power-grabbers always seek its endment
C, A, double-R, Y, G, U, N, you see
Is the right that brings might to secure all our civil rights
Carry guns—stay free!